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An artist's depiction of xMaGiCx

TraceR xMaGiCx is one of the members of TraceR Clan. xMaGiCx has a strong disliking to the YouTube group named the creatures and, according to some other members of TraceR, owns a gold mansion on Mt Fuji.


Biography

Due to xMaGiCx's very disfigured appearence it is argued whether he (or it) comes from another planet. His putrid head has been known to repel a target from up to 200 metres away and can even repel micro organisms. 

During the Great Meese Hunt of 1830 TraceR xMaGiCx assisted TraceR Taco in tracking down and killing over 3 Meese. In this great hunt TraceR xMaGiCx was tragically killed when he threw a molotov cocktail at his and TraceR Taco's feet resulting in xMaGiCx rolling and falling off a cliff. He later respawned 20 metres away from the accident scene.

Due to TraceR xMaGiCx's very poor aim in FPS games he is often given an LMG and the role of suppressing the target with a barrage of bullets keeping them pinned down whilst a more professional member of the clan, TraceR Taco or TraceR Anarchy, moves in for the kill. 

TraceR xMaGiCx is also known for his expertise in medical practice. In his career as a surgeon xMaGiCx has successfully transplanted 10 hearts, 12 kidneys and 4 brains. He has also performed surgery in the back of a moving ambulance and even in space. It is rumoured that xMaGiCx once managed to brutally murder a guy in just 2.9 seconds. This record has remained undefeated and probably shall for the remainder of time.

TraceR xMaGiCx's favourite foods are Asbestos, Chicken, Moss and likes to drink Fluoroantimonic Acid.

How xMaGiCx came into Existance

For many years it was questioned by people all over the world as to where xMaGiCx came from. There were two common myths. The first being he had spawned in a town well and climbed out to wreak havoc on the inhabitants of the town and other myth being him crashing into earth in the meteorite that hit Earth during the Cretaceous Period. It was said that xMaGiCx had killed all the dinosaurs with his putrid head and the meteorite had no affect on life on Earth. New evidence has however proved these theories wrong. The second myth did however have one fact. Scientists have proven that xMaGiCx was a genetic mutation from Velociraptor faeces. The mutation was fist discovered by a young scientist by the name of Craven Moorhead. Moorhead discovered this by looking at xMaGiCx's skin cells and comparing it to faeces. The mutation is said to have occured in the Faecal Strepotococci bacteria. It is still unknown how the mutation occured and how it can be prevented in the future. TraceR xMaGiCx is directly related to Dinosaur shit.  

Jewish Descent

TraceR xMaGiCx is known to be of Jewish descent. TraceR xMaGiCx is actually the reason for all the hatred towards the Jews. Before the birth of TraceR xMaGiCx the Jewish community was respected and powerful. When his face was first seen by the public it caused outrage and mass riots at the horror that had been bestowed upon them. 

Riots 08

Scenes of chaos as the Jewish community fight the Muslims, blaming them for the birth of the demon child

The Jewish community belive it may have been the Islamics or the Buddhists that cursed them with the demon child. 

The Jews became the most hated population when they tried to dispose of xMaGiCx immediately after birth by loading 'it' into a catapult and firing it at a Buddhist Town. The Jews were caught, however, and when the Islamic people found out about a plot by the jews to do the same thing to them, they started mass riots. These riots have now escalated to all out war in some countries. The video below shows real combat footage of the Islamic people trying to hold back the Jews
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Heavy fighting as Muslims try to hold back the Jews

Heavy fighting as Islamic People try to hold back the Jews

TraceR xMaGiCx's Comedy

TraceR xMaGiCx is often told he is the funniest being in the universe. To stop the universe from exploding it is only allowed to tell at most 1 joke every 2 months. xMaGiCx once attended a stand up comedy event once and the joke that he told was "Whats the deal with faggots? How come you cant throw them in a pile." This joke was so funny, people threw various objects such as tomatoes and cinder blocks at xMaGiCx.

In the past year TraceR xMaGiCx has told 3 jokes.

WARNING: Do not read past here if you can not withstand intense laughter

The 3 jokes that xMaGiCx has told are:

  • Chinese Letters
  • Wendy Wales
  • Wingdings

These jokes are so funny they are quoted very frequently.

Quotes

"Cant help being an ugly cunt" - TraceR xMaGiCx


" Is being forever alone good?..." "...You're pretty good." - Daniel Radakovic


"A man of few words and many murders" - TraceR Taco


"No matter how much you abuse this kid, you wont get him to talk" - Chuck Norris


"He's a f*** face piece of s***. No one even knows why he's still here." - Kristy-is-a-bitch Ellis 


"Difficult to understand as he tends to tell people to f*** off. Is there a hidden message behind his aggression?"   

- Isabel Speedie


"Ugliest kid ive ever seen and will throw a p**** pow wow if you try and get him laid" - Daniel Leadbeatter


"Look at your head yuck you grot!  Do you even have friends?" - Some random girl from facebook


"Can you actually please delete your facebook, you are by far the ugliest c*** i have seen in my life" - Some other random girl from facebook


"Shouldn't even have the rights to live" - Jesus Christ


"I think im gonna vomit." - Al Qaeda


"If I ever see this Jew c***, I will f***ing stomp him to near death and throw him off the grand canyon." - Annonymous


"Deserves to be locked up in Auschwitz. No one should have to see a head like his" - Nazis


"Seeing his face just ruins my day" - Steve Jobs


"Does not deserve to reproduce." - Albert Einstein


"I am glad that I got shot. Much better being dead than having to live on the same planet as this motherf***er" - Biggie Smalls


"We should all be thankful that we dont have a head like this kid's" - Will Smith


"I think I saw him walking down a street one day. Long story short, I'm now fully blind in both eyes" - Some random blind guy


"Fucken hate his guts aye" - Random girl on the bus

Countries xMaGiCx is banned from

A recent law was passed banning TraceR xMaGiCx from roaming around in public without covering his head with a paper bag in the following countries - United Nations

Afghanistan

Akrotiri

Albania

Algeria

American Samoa

Andorra

Angola

Anguilla

Antarctica

Antigua and Barbuda

Argentina

Armenia

Aruba

Ashmore and Cartier Islands

Austria

Azerbaijan

Bahamas, The

Bahrain

Bangladesh

Barbados

Bassas da India

Belarus

Belgium

Belize

Benin

Bermuda

Bhutan

Bolivia

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Botswana

Bouvet Island

Brazil

British Indian Ocean Territory

British Virgin Islands

Brunei

Bulgaria

Burkina Faso

Burma

Burundi

Cambodia

Cameroon

Canada

Cape Verde

Cayman Islands

Central African Republic

Chad

Chile

China

Christmas Island

Clipperton Island

Cocos (Keeling) Islands

Colombia

Comoros

Congo, Democratic Republic of the

Congo, Republic of the

Cook Islands

Coral Sea Islands

Costa Rica

Cote d'Ivoire

Croatia

Cuba

Cyprus

Czech Republic

Denmark

Dhekelia

Djibouti

Dominica

Dominican Republic

Ecuador

Egypt

El Salvador

Equatorial Guinea

Eritrea

Estonia

Ethiopia

Europa Island

Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas)

Faroe Islands

Fiji

Finland

France

French Guiana

French Polynesia

French Southern and Antarctic Lands

Gabon

Gambia, The

Gaza Strip

Georgia

Germany

Ghana

Gibraltar

Glorioso Islands

Greece

Greenland

Grenada

Guadeloupe

Guam

Guatemala

Guernsey

Guinea

Guinea-Bissau

Guyana

Haiti

Heard Island and McDonald Islands

Holy See (Vatican City)

Honduras

Hong Kong

Hungary

Iceland

India

Indonesia

Iran

Iraq

Ireland

Isle of Man

Israel

Italy

Jamaica

Jan Mayen

Japan

Jersey

Jordan

Juan de Nova Island

Kazakhstan

Kenya

Kiribati

Korea, North

Korea, South

Kuwait

Kyrgyzstan

Laos

Latvia

Lebanon

Lesotho

Liberia

Libya

Liechtenstein

Lithuania

Luxembourg

Macau

Macedonia

Madagascar

Malawi

Malaysia

Maldives

Mali

Malta

Marshall Islands

Martinique

Mauritania

Mauritius

Mayotte

Mexico

Micronesia, Federated States of

Moldova

Monaco

Mongolia

Montserrat

Morocco

Mozambique

Namibia

Nauru

Navassa Island

Nepal

Netherlands

Netherlands Antilles

New Caledonia

New Zealand

Nicaragua

Niger

Nigeria

Niue

Norfolk Island

Northern Mariana Islands

Norway

Oman

Pakistan

Palau

Panama

Papua New Guinea

Paracel Islands

Paraguay

Peru

Philippines

Pitcairn Islands

Poland

Portugal

Puerto Rico

Qatar

Reunion

Romania

Russia

Rwanda

Saint Helena

Saint Kitts and Nevis

Saint Lucia

Saint Pierre and Miquelon

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Samoa

San Marino

Sao Tome and Principe

Saudi Arabia

Senegal

Serbia and Montenegro

Seychelles

Sierra Leone

Singapore

Slovakia

Slovenia

Solomon Islands

Somalia

South Africa

South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands

Spain

Spratly Islands

Sri Lanka

Sudan

Suriname

Svalbard

Swaziland

Sweden

Switzerland

Syria

Taiwan

Tajikistan

Tanzania

Thailand

Timor-Leste

Togo

Tokelau

Tonga

Trinidad and Tobago

Tromelin Island

Tunisia

Turkey

Turkmenistan

Turks and Caicos Islands

Tuvalu

Uganda

Ukraine

United Arab Emirates

United Kingdom

United States

Uruguay

Uzbekistan

Vanuatu

Venezuela

Vietnam

Virgin Islands

Wake Island

Wallis and Futuna

West Bank

Western Sahara

Yemen

Zambia

Zimbabwe

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